Rob's Riff Tape

Respect the RIFF! And tame the LAME! Tame ‘em! Take ‘em on headfirst with the skills that Rob will teach you on this tape and say NO! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Respect the RIFF. You are embedding this thought. The riff is the one who's in charge. The riff is the one who says YES! NO! NOW! HERE! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We...are...SLAVES TO THE RIFF!

Warning: This tape may cause schizophrenic tendencies and/or sudden urge to listen to various ripping bands and albums thereof. Proceed with caution.